I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she told me i tasted like america
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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