used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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