from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
