did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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