kristin has been a bad kristin
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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