Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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