Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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