Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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