Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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