No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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