I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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