Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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