are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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