Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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