The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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