Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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