And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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