It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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