I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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