I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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