Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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