I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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