I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
im on a boat
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