do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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