U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
