i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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