Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
COCAINE IS GR8
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
