508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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