you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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