I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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