i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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