You work out of a Hotel?
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so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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