just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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