you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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