so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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