I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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