Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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