he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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