the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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