She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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