Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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