I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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