he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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