So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
