i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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