I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
it's great music for shaving your balls
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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