dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
do nipples grow back?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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