I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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