Michael Bay diarrhea
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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