I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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