I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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