we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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