i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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