Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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