And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
There's always time for handjobs
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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