Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
